Chocolate pizza

by Illustrious-Hat8134

25 Comments

  1. death_by_chocolate

    Reminds me of a poodle I used to have. Porky Poodle. Man could that dog eat.

  2. Useful-Upstairs3791

    The people vs chocolate poop pizza

    We’ve got:

    1 count of flagrant misappropriation of toppings

    1 count of illegal topping combination

    1 count of dough fraud

    and 1 count of pizza indecency

  3. Intelligent_Event278

    Someone made a Bristol Stool Chart pizza?

  4. Setsuna00XN

    I’m all for dessert pizzas, cause done right they’re really good. This however…OP, what in the names of all the Nine Hells of Baator did you do to that. Next time, melt the chocolate a little bit first. And it should be the “sauce”. Then the other stuff.

    Oh. I don’t think I have to say it, but never put any brown substance that looks like you just Power Sharted a stiff dookie spear out your brown-eyed puckered starfish. Ok.

  5. Legitimate-Log-6542

    This makes me want to make one of these just so I can have the satisfaction of throwing it in the trash

  6. Once seen a work colleague order a tuna and banana pizza from the local takeaway. Absolute heresy imo.

  7. No_Jellyfish5511

    -i’m hungry lets eat some shit -*pizza comes*- hey i didnt mean literally

  8. mapper206

    Come over after I’m done eating Mexican food and I’ll give you something better!

  9. Somebodsydog

    It looks exactly what italians would do to a pizza with pineapple or other fruits on it.